I Am Going to Sue Newsweek

In the spirit of the “The debate is over”, “There are no Death Panels”, “The recession is over”, and “The stimulus is about three things: jobs, jobs, jobs.” .  I am going to start the new year by just saying things that I do not have to prove as true.  Let’s see:  I have no carbon footprint, Capitalism is the best economic system, and Ayn Rand is the Person of the Year.  If you say to me that none of those are true, my retort will be either “Are you serious?”  or Yes it is.

Throughout 2009 libs have said things that cannot possibly be true.  If the debate over global warming is over, why was the data  falsified?  If there were no death panels, how did they get removed from the healthcare bill?  If the recession is over how do people continue to lose their jobs and unemployment is the highest it has ever been?  And if the stimulus was about jobs, where are they?  The inspiration for bringing all this up is the cover of Newsweek.  Opinions from “people who matter on what matters most.” 

On the cover is Eric Holder, who believes in rights for terrorists but not you.  Hillary Clinton, who has never mattered in my life, Tim Gietner, tax cheat, Bill Clinton, who should be blamed for no weapons on Ft Hood complex, and General Crystal, who doesn’t even matter to the administration that appointed him.  I had some one look inside the rag for fear that my hands might burst into flames if I touched it.  And who else was solicited for an opinion, none other than the man who thinks we are all stupid, Bill Maher.  I’ll say this, Bill, if you believe that we are all stupid than by default your opinion does not matter to me.

What about Michelle Bachmann?  Sarah Palin? Dick Morris?  Mark Levin?  The latter had a best-selling book that spoke to millions of Americans.  Even the libs that claim to have read it.  Don’t their opinions matter?  The people on the cover of Newsweek support an ideology and in no way reflect the way most Americans think.  They appeal to the entitlement crowd and force those people to vote for them.

This is the second time this year that I have been slandered (or libeled I am not sure which legally applies here) by Newsweek.  The first time was when they said that Al Gore was the thinking man’s thinking man.  I am sorry but a slow, rhetoric speaking, hypocrite is not what I consider my thinking man.  Is he still trying to find man-bear-pig in the Cave of the Winds?  I find it hard to distinguish between the cartoon Al Gore and the Cartoonish way in which he presents himself.

I can’t take it any more.  It is more compassionate to care about terrorists that try to kill us than it is to want to kill them?  It is more compassionate to care about the planet than our own liberty?  It is more compassionate to spend less on end of life care and support assisted suicide than to care for the elderly?  I would like Eric Holder, Al Gore, and Tom Brokaw to respond to those questions otherwise I will have to sue Newsweek for misrepresenting me.  If we can find a lawyer that will represent the Christmas Day Bomber, I am sure that I can find a lawyer that will take my case, right?

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